Continued in honor of those who need to smile, giggle, and laugh...and
who have way too much stress on their weary bones.


Greetings again, Stressed Ones.

I hope this missive finds you well, as I hope the previous did, as I
shall once again try to help you towards a path of wellness in reducing
the stress upon your bones.

As before, take a seat. This part of the meditation is very important,
as it gives one a greater sense of being relaxed, more at one with the
peace of the world...and because my feet hurt.

Now that our poor overworked tootsies are at rest, a place where our
minds, too, shall be, let us take deep breathing. The wind of the world
fills us, sustains us, brings us the scents of the world, those which
would subtly give us feelings, and those that would...remind us far too
much of the way of the humgii.

Whether the humgii fills us with unnamable terror or an astounded envy,
today our subject of meditation is not one that is very pretty.

You may recall that we discussed the ways and methods of Rubber Ducky,
and Rubber Ducky's beloved effect on the stress of the body. But there
is an evil side to his profound statement of 'Quack'.

Enter Dubber Rucky, the proverbial Black Sheep of the Meditary family.
Why is Dubber Rucky so bitter, you may ask? Why does he seek to ruin the
lives of all with stress, that they may be depressed at all times of the
day?

Suffice to say that there are many who believe that the First Logosian
Decree applies in the proverbial sense as well, thus Dubber Rucky is
very depraved in certain manners.

The minions and thoughts of Dubber Rucky are many and unneeded in the
functioning of a normal life, but he is not one to be easily ignored. By
regular meditation, calm thinking, and a Quack-thought now and then, all
he works for can be circumvented.

May the Spirit of Rubber Ducky be with you, and may your life be
unfettered with the ways os a stressful lifestyle.


Profoundly, Confusedly, and Hungrily yours,
Kuntar Semshan, Crazy Gypsy Lady.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Aeguary, in the year 391 AF.