Dear Sapience,

My close personal friend Solymr is a shy and delicate man. He does not
speak out loud often and he is often reserved and slightly stand-offish.
This does not mean, however, that he is the mean sort in any way. In
fact, Solymr is a loving man, and he is in a time of need right now.

Lately, Solymr has been having feelings of lonesomeness, possibly
attributed to his solitary nature. He's confided to me that he's never
known love, but would like to. He could not bring himself to speak to
any women in the world, so he kept himself hidden away. Well, I could
not take his silence any longer. I needed to do something about it.

Ladies, Solymr is the ideal gentleman. He is thoughtful, wise, funny,
and very very warm, once you get to know him. He is not prejudiced in
any way, accepting the lifestyles of anyone who he comes into contact
with. He adores children, animals, and volunteers at the various
shelters and mission homes in Asthan. He enjoys reading history, writing
long sappy love poems, and walking along the riverside deep in thought.
He is the ideal man, who would sit up and talk all night long with you,
should you need it. In short, Solymr is perfect. Kind. Insightful. And,
most importantly, single.

If you are interested, don't send me any tells! Let Solymr know what you
think! He is so horribly shy, but don't let that get you down! He's a
sweetheart and will warm up to you quickly!

A loving, DEAR and CARING friend,

Nolar D'Ischai-Rybnik

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Valnuary, in the year 390 AF.