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Public News Post #14519

Achohol

Written by: Rubber Ducky Mikau, Minion of the Mallard
Date: Saturday, April 9th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


Hello Im Mikau and im here to remind you about the dangers of
drinking.My friends and I where seeing how much i could drink and i lost
count. I thought my friend was keeping track so i didn't worry about it.
So my friends where shouting drink! drink!, and siad dont worry you wont
die yet! so I drank and drank and when i tried to speak it got all
messed up like most drunks. By this time i started to barf and i noticed
it was killing me. i fell dead in a short time and talked to my friend
through tells i told him i thought about it and figured out i had had 22
tequelas! He siad sorry becaue he thought i was at only 8! So what im
saying is keep track of what you drink and always have ginsing root and
a buddy to rezz you if you should die! i learned a very important lesson
today. Drink responsibly and dont overdo it! Liquor was made to enjoy
life in a new way not to commit suicide with! Remember this next time
you drink and remember, Be carful!

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Phaestian, in the year 389 AF.


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Public News Post #14519

Achohol

Written by: Rubber Ducky Mikau, Minion of the Mallard
Date: Saturday, April 9th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


Hello Im Mikau and im here to remind you about the dangers of
drinking.My friends and I where seeing how much i could drink and i lost
count. I thought my friend was keeping track so i didn't worry about it.
So my friends where shouting drink! drink!, and siad dont worry you wont
die yet! so I drank and drank and when i tried to speak it got all
messed up like most drunks. By this time i started to barf and i noticed
it was killing me. i fell dead in a short time and talked to my friend
through tells i told him i thought about it and figured out i had had 22
tequelas! He siad sorry becaue he thought i was at only 8! So what im
saying is keep track of what you drink and always have ginsing root and
a buddy to rezz you if you should die! i learned a very important lesson
today. Drink responsibly and dont overdo it! Liquor was made to enjoy
life in a new way not to commit suicide with! Remember this next time
you drink and remember, Be carful!

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Phaestian, in the year 389 AF.


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