Achaean News
Resurrection Service
Written by: Parking Ticket Victim Oberon, Tools of Vengeance Inc.
Date: Tuesday, January 5th, 1999
Addressed to: Sid, the Vicious
I can give you a list of ten churchies that will resurrect you for free,
any time. Why? Because it's the right thing to do. If you're going to
start a business, Sid, make sure you sell something that people are
willing to buy.
ToV's inventory is expanding, and we're still taking special orders!
Come on down and see us!
-grin-
Master Forger Oberon Alderaan, CEO, Tools of Vengeance Inc. (tm)
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Aeguary, in the year 209 AF.
Resurrection Service
Written by: Parking Ticket Victim Oberon, Tools of Vengeance Inc.
Date: Tuesday, January 5th, 1999
Addressed to: Sid, the Vicious
I can give you a list of ten churchies that will resurrect you for free,
any time. Why? Because it's the right thing to do. If you're going to
start a business, Sid, make sure you sell something that people are
willing to buy.
ToV's inventory is expanding, and we're still taking special orders!
Come on down and see us!
-grin-
Master Forger Oberon Alderaan, CEO, Tools of Vengeance Inc. (tm)
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Aeguary, in the year 209 AF.