Endless confusion! Yes, this is what I have now moved to vanquish.

Many of you have used my services to join guilds. Some, far too many
times! I still help you, don't I? DO I COMPLAIN?

But you complain to me. Boy do I hear it. This is wrong. That's wrong.
I can't understand this. Why did they throw me out of my guild? I am a
good person, why me?

I can't fix it for you goons that can't get along with a single living
person. What can I fix? A problem with voting.

What the heck is gwho voters about? This is a big question I've been
getting asked. Is it about who just voted for the next guildmaster? Is
it about who is OK to vote in the next election? Why am I on this list?
Is it good? Is it bad? Will it mean I don't get girls?

Now I fixed it. You won't see it any more. So you can't be confused.

I predict a happier life for you. And if not, that's ok, because I KNOW
it'll be a happier life for me.

Good day, guildsters.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Aeguary, in the year 388 AF.