So, it would seem that my assessment of the piles of human refuse that
go by the names of Surt and Euronymous was correct.

Euronymous attacks jesters, in his own words, "because I can." I do not
believe I have ever met a man who is not at least willing to try to come
up with a better reason than that. His own foolish words have proven
that he is lazy, uncreative, and a generally worthless member of any
organization of which he is a part. I for one would be incredibly
ashamed to be the leader of any organization of which such a useless
goon calls himself a member.

Surt, on the other hand, believes that his troubles with a Jester by the
name of Manu are best solved by attacking other random Jesters.
Apparently he lacks the skill and speed to actually settle his score
with Manu, or so he would claim. It seems to be pretty well evidenced by
his actions, however, that he is simply afraid of the havoc that Manu is
capable of wreaking upon him. He then feels rather bad about himself, as
he well should, and then goes and attacks others to make himself feel
strong. This is perhaps the lowest, and saddest act that a person can
commit. I will not make the same assessment of him that I did of
Euronymous, as he is simply a man who needs help. He has become so
overwhelmed by his feeling of worthlessness, that he has little choice
but to turn himself into a common thug.

So, to conclude, I wish to publically call upon all self-respecting
organizations to cast out members like Euronymous, who do nothing more
than taint their reputations with general idiocy. I also wish to call
upon the organizations of which Surt is a member to come to his aid, and
help him work through his deep personal issues.

-Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.