Of course Selerin m'dear, the tea is a closely guarded Semshan secret.
So secret, not even I know. But I find it nonetheless, and I'll be glad
to bring it to the party.

As for playing dead, would that be strictly neccessary? The smell is
positively horrendus. But if it must be done, LET IT BE DONE!

As for the tea cossies, I do apologize. I hadn't meant to spill
anything, but you do know how I get full body spasms when overwhelming
stupidity is trying to envelop the realms and whatnot. At my next best
opportunity, I shall be there post-haste, and I shall also bring my
spasm preventation medication.

You know, my happy pills.

Smooches and Lovinks,
Kuntar Semshan

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.