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Public News Post #14382

and to Kuntar as well

Written by: Scarlattan Celery Selerin Wildfang, the Big Bad Wolf
Date: Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
Addressed to: Organist of Destruction, Tiax Drac'kal, Phlegethon Oarsman


Dear Tiax, Kuntar, and all my fellow Jesters,

I have an amazingly creative reason to kill off all the Jesters. In
fact, this reason is so creative that it is highly dangerous and might
make your heads explode. Now, I love you both far too much to let
anything happen to either of you so I won't tell you.

Also, I am also far too lazy to do anything about my reason so could you
all please humor me and act dead in my presence? I really appreciate it
all!

Snuggles and Snogs,

Selerin Wildfang


Ps. Oh, and Kuntar. I'd like to invite you over to my plot later for a
tea party if you can manage.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.


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Public News Post #14382

and to Kuntar as well

Written by: Scarlattan Celery Selerin Wildfang, the Big Bad Wolf
Date: Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
Addressed to: Organist of Destruction, Tiax Drac'kal, Phlegethon Oarsman


Dear Tiax, Kuntar, and all my fellow Jesters,

I have an amazingly creative reason to kill off all the Jesters. In
fact, this reason is so creative that it is highly dangerous and might
make your heads explode. Now, I love you both far too much to let
anything happen to either of you so I won't tell you.

Also, I am also far too lazy to do anything about my reason so could you
all please humor me and act dead in my presence? I really appreciate it
all!

Snuggles and Snogs,

Selerin Wildfang


Ps. Oh, and Kuntar. I'd like to invite you over to my plot later for a
tea party if you can manage.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.


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