Do you find youself in a situation where you can't stand Jesters?

Intolerant out the wazoo and are too ignorant to put it to a tangible
use?

Looking for someone to hit because you suck and feel like a pantywaist
unless you're doing so?

In reality you -are- a pantywaist and want to annoy the annoyances to
make yourself feel better?


Is your name Surt, Zhian, Kiet, Euronymous, or any of the others whose
useless endeavors I've yet to hear about?


Get over it. Go bother the Vertani, it's all the rage. It'll give you
something useful to do with your life.

I'm a Jester, these are my words, and I approve this message.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Phaestian, in the year 387 AF.