Oh dear me, good Athespian... I must say, Qanaris will
most certainly receive my guildfavour, for obvious
reasons. But I'm afraid, little templar, that you are
quite confused. You see, we Occultists simply love the
Templars. Why, my good friend Agamemnon just the other day
was kind enough to donate his heart to me no less than four
times! And I'm quite sure Eris was pleased at having his body
offered up each time. With such close bonds between our guilds
I just can't imagine why you would be so upset!

Santa Bakhu, Rider of the Sleigh and Demiurge of the Occultists

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Miraman, in the year 208 AF.