My dear Wylie, thank you for that wonderous post. You've reaffirmed my
belief that there are indeed people in this world with absolutely no
intelligence in their thick skulls.

Perhaps the next time you think to open that hole of stupidity on your
face that would otherwise be called a mouth, you should crack open your
skull, clean out whatever the hell is in there in the first place, and
throw in a few grains of sand. They would certainly be more useful than
the mush that you call a brain that currently resides in that
under-developed head of yours.

Enjoy your day,
Kered

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Aeguary, in the year 386 AF.