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Public News Post #14187

Hingar and the Vertani

Written by: Kuntar Semshan Kuntar Semshan, Awesomeness Squared
Date: Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


The points expressed within this public post are sole intellectual
property of Kuntar Semshan, and probably a waste of 1000 gold, but must
be said anyway.

You come to our world, and tell us that you've decided to make
yourselves a permanent presence, all well and fine. I'm always open to
new things, except when they interfere with my way of life. My way of
life, simple as it is, has been infringed upon. I'm still not sure how,
but it has. You claim that destroying Thera is a mere slap of the
wrists, I claim that you're a bunch of pantywaists. The Jesters have
claimed a natural monopoly on outlandish claims and stupid ideas, which
both combined make my way of life, and you've interfered with both of
those. If we require more of these outlandish claims and idiocy within
our realms, there will be more Jesters. As is, the Vertani are not
needed. Your so called advanced civilization is nothing we don't already
possess on this continent, though maybe we Jesters could teach you some
manners and civilized thoughts you obviously lack lack in your
dimension, since according to you civilized thinking involves submission
on our part and dominance on your part.

You sicken my pants.


In short...

Vertani are fired, Jesters are better than the Vertani. You know,
nothing you didn't know before. It just had to be said.

In the name of...well, me,
Kuntar Semshan, still pointing and laughing.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 386 AF.


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Public News Post #14187

Hingar and the Vertani

Written by: Kuntar Semshan Kuntar Semshan, Awesomeness Squared
Date: Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


The points expressed within this public post are sole intellectual
property of Kuntar Semshan, and probably a waste of 1000 gold, but must
be said anyway.

You come to our world, and tell us that you've decided to make
yourselves a permanent presence, all well and fine. I'm always open to
new things, except when they interfere with my way of life. My way of
life, simple as it is, has been infringed upon. I'm still not sure how,
but it has. You claim that destroying Thera is a mere slap of the
wrists, I claim that you're a bunch of pantywaists. The Jesters have
claimed a natural monopoly on outlandish claims and stupid ideas, which
both combined make my way of life, and you've interfered with both of
those. If we require more of these outlandish claims and idiocy within
our realms, there will be more Jesters. As is, the Vertani are not
needed. Your so called advanced civilization is nothing we don't already
possess on this continent, though maybe we Jesters could teach you some
manners and civilized thoughts you obviously lack lack in your
dimension, since according to you civilized thinking involves submission
on our part and dominance on your part.

You sicken my pants.


In short...

Vertani are fired, Jesters are better than the Vertani. You know,
nothing you didn't know before. It just had to be said.

In the name of...well, me,
Kuntar Semshan, still pointing and laughing.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 386 AF.


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