Hail Lord Xenomorph,

Since a lot of my friends and family are relatives of Lord Phaestus'
Order, and I doubt Molotov will retract his generous offer for the heads
of your citymates, I wish to make you an offer.

In return for you not "crushing" my friends and family, and not defiling
any of Lord Phaestus' shrines, you can have unlimited PK on me for five
Achaean years after you accept publically on this board.

Let me point out that I make this offer not because I don't deem Lord
Phaestus' Order capable of defending itself, but because I desire to
keep those I care about safe.

I await your response.

Sir Antonius Agarwaen,
Knight of the Paladins

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 385 AF.