I have returned from a sojourn to the northern rangers to learn that a
sneaky little person has deemed himself worthy to hold a Medallion of
the Order of Phaestus while our Divine Lord fights off the threat to his
children.

This vexes me very much.

I am offering 5,000 gold for every Midge Head that is mailed to me with
the name of the killer until such time as the little swine decides to
return that precious artifact of our Order. I also offer a 10K reward
for proof of the silly person that thought it would be funny to purchase
said artifact from Midge thinking it would be a nice heirloom so I can
include them in the head bounty if they are infamous or mark.

Think on it killers of the realm, easy gold for you, he's infamous.
Think on it Midge we have millions that I am willing to throw at your
death and if that runs out I have ample credits to make your existence a
misery for a lifetime.

1 amulet is all it takes, return it and your life will be yours again.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Valnuary, in the year 385 AF.