1. Contrary to popular belief I think that Estach can out eat Sarapis.

2. Vellis is dead sexy.

3. Latus sits in the sultan's chair naked for an average of four days a
month.

4. Any time you see 'A pixie screams, "FOR AEGIS, FOR WAR!!" and leaves
to the north."

will soon be followed by:

The corpse of a damage stricken pixie flies in from the north.

5. Bambi vents all her rage through Bondage, Domination, and
SadoMasochism.
She's only peaceful until she pulls out the whip. We're on to you!

6. Sentinels cause most forest fires by failing to properly extinguish
their camp fires.

7. 'Plip' isn't a catch phrase, its a way of life.

8. Keresis and Miramar are actually evil twins.

9. We should all stop trying to pronounce Orklanishkal and just claim he
doesn't exist.
Or just refer to him as 'Porky'

10. Cain is just afraid of Aztecia. We know its true.

11. Sylvan is just short for Darkender.

12. Carmell's two divroces are Shallam and Mhaldor.

13. Aztecia secretly loves Indrani - she's just playing hard to get.

14. Das was once in the realms.

15. The universal membrane just listens in on locked rooms in Eleusis'
subdivision.

16. The Vertani won't leave until they've taken Kotori's panties a
prize'.

17. Xumi, the real white meat.

18. Calling Lord Clementius 'Clem****' may be hazardous to your health.

19. on a side note to 18: same with Clem*****, Big C, and the Clem****.
[Jaizsur has been slain by the audacity of his public post.]
20. I will get zapped for items 1-19.

21. Korr is not as pretty of a pink tulip as was once believed

22. Priests Motto: It's not rape if we absolve them when we're done.

23. Not enough hot women hit on Tiax, we should remedy this.

24. No, Erhon, you're not invited.

25. Cyrene? Come on, who the hell has heard of Aeyri anyway?

Wink!

- Jaizsur and Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Ero, in the year 384 AF.