Kuntar Semshan with the crazy police here. We've recieved letters of
public disturbances going on here, the most common being reports of
insane ramblings. Since you

A: Are not a jester,
II: Have not purchased a crazy license,
3: Are probably working for the evil GREYFACE...

I must fine you 5000 gold. I'll expect word back from you within six
months, preferrably in the form of a letter with 5000 gold inside it and
we'll go our separate ways but more likely in the form of a death threat
whereupon we shall proceed in a witty bandying of catchphrases and
half-veiled insults (sometimes unveiled *gasp!*).

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