I'd just like to say that i'm very interested in aquiring... certain
body parts. Well in fact specific body parts as in hearts. I am willing
to provide services or perhaps even pay for these hearts, so if you have
any GIVE them to me.

Also if anyone is wishing to join the occultists guild, and sign up for
a life of slight..... Dodginess, and immense power then see me.

And remember Evil is the only non hipocritical path.

Your Menacingly

Count Harlequin The Cruel
Penned by my hand on the 17th of Valnuary, in the year 174 AF.