Got a party or big social event coming up? Want it to go off really
well, a party for everyone to remember? Then let me ask you this!


Are you dull? Are you really dull? Not the best party entertainer?

Didn't bring enough booze to lull your guests into such a stupor that
they'll forget the lack of entertainment for the fun of waving their
hands in front of their faces, marvelling at how it blurs?

...guests don't drink?


Not to worry! If you experience any of the above problems, or something
else not listed, hire out an entertainer! What do I mean by entertainer?
Me of course! Under the impressions that Jesters aren't funny, that
we're just a bunch of layabouts with nothing better to do than be
nuisances? Well you are sadly, sadly mistaken. Depressingly mistaken
even.

I am able to do a variety of performance skits at request, I could
always use new material. So if you've got a special event in mind, or
just a normal old get together of friends and acquaintances for your
personal fun? Not able to get anyone sophisticated, so you've called on
the Jesters? We're here for a reason!

If you doubt my sanity or performing and creative skill, give me a ring!
I can give a demonstration!


Remember, it just isn't a party without a face embedded in the wall!


Kuntar Semshan, Slave to the Funny.







P.S. The Jesters can not be held responsible for any damages done to any
walls during said embedding of faces.


P.P.S. By reading this post-script, you formally agree bow down to
Cetus.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Ero, in the year 383 AF.