Achaean News
Misuse of Animals
Written by: Shikan Marcalo De' Unnero, Union Rep
Date: Friday, January 7th, 2005
Addressed to: Overlard Estach, Apotheosis of Corpulence
Greetings Estach!
I am speaking on behalf of those of us down at the union concerning
animals' rights. We recently received a poorly-written letter from one
Kalistavan, the Sphinx. It entailed to us many things of which we were
not aware concerning your use of this most noble creature. Kalistavan
has asked, through us, that you provide her with the neccessary
equipment needed to carry out the regular duties of her position. This
list of equipment includes, but is not limited to: back brace, wing
brace, elixir of levitation (for you, of course), salves of both mending
and restoration , as well as a fitted saddle to distribute weight
properly.
If the solemn demands of our beloved Kalistavan cannot be met in full,
we will be forced to pursue legal action against you for the criminal
misuse and mistreatment of your mount. The AUSW (Association of United
Sphinx Workers) have also informed us that they will pursue legal claims
against you as well, though we here at the SUCKE (Sapience's Union of
Creatures, Killers, and Extremists) will be formally representing them.
Thank you for your time and we do look forward to the correction of
these issues.
Marcalo De'Unnero, Union Rep
-** This Message Brought to You, in part, by Lin'Quei Incorporated **-
Penned by my hand on the 17th of Scarlatan, in the year 382 AF.
Misuse of Animals
Written by: Shikan Marcalo De' Unnero, Union Rep
Date: Friday, January 7th, 2005
Addressed to: Overlard Estach, Apotheosis of Corpulence
Greetings Estach!
I am speaking on behalf of those of us down at the union concerning
animals' rights. We recently received a poorly-written letter from one
Kalistavan, the Sphinx. It entailed to us many things of which we were
not aware concerning your use of this most noble creature. Kalistavan
has asked, through us, that you provide her with the neccessary
equipment needed to carry out the regular duties of her position. This
list of equipment includes, but is not limited to: back brace, wing
brace, elixir of levitation (for you, of course), salves of both mending
and restoration , as well as a fitted saddle to distribute weight
properly.
If the solemn demands of our beloved Kalistavan cannot be met in full,
we will be forced to pursue legal action against you for the criminal
misuse and mistreatment of your mount. The AUSW (Association of United
Sphinx Workers) have also informed us that they will pursue legal claims
against you as well, though we here at the SUCKE (Sapience's Union of
Creatures, Killers, and Extremists) will be formally representing them.
Thank you for your time and we do look forward to the correction of
these issues.
Marcalo De'Unnero, Union Rep
-** This Message Brought to You, in part, by Lin'Quei Incorporated **-
Penned by my hand on the 17th of Scarlatan, in the year 382 AF.