Greetings Loyal Subjects!

I am here to announce to you all the village of el'Jazira has been
purged of its taint.

I find any visiters to my little Empire that decide to place fortresses
and guards about like they own the place unacceptable, so I had one of
my incrediblely large and powerful Knights of the Empire (You know I
love you!) go through and teach them some manners. I don't mind the
guards so much... or even the fortress... but the total lack in respect
of NOT ASKING ME FIRST??? I don't care if you come from "another plane
of existance"... you come here, you learn MY LANGUAGE and you show some
RESPECT. Now I'll let this transgression slide... this time.

In Your Service,
Emperor Szanthax Darrion, Knight of the CoLoUrFuLlNeSs

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Phaestian, in the year 381 AF.