Greetings, Achaea.

It is with a bit of sorrow that my first post in the lands is one of
such a nature as this, but I am writing to declare Firyious open PK
for 7 Achaean months, based on the rules of Thievery in the scrolls
of "HELP PKCAUSE". I was in Boplopia earlier today, and Firyious
hypnotized me, snapped his fingers, and made me remove my pack and
give it to him. He kept something in the neighborhood of 600 gold, but
returned the pack and the rest of its contents to me. A VERY minor
theft, I know, but it is still theft, and I am bound by honor and
justice to report it.

Thank you for your time,

~Augustus Zarathustra Michaelis

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Chronos, in the year 378 AF.