Welcome back to my inspired rantings.

Incidentally, if anyone wishes to point that fourteen decades of
bachelorhood is symptomatic of my failure to commit to a relationship,
blah blah blah, you may even be right.
Also, anyone wishing to question my use of "He Who Was With Evil", that
WAS the simple truth. I would not even think to presume to claim such a
privilege now.

Guiliaume,
Cheerfully batty.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Miraman, in the year 378 AF.