This is an official petition to bring back landmarks! The forces of
Chaos, Order, Destruction, Good, and Evil no longer apply to the world
anymore! We require purpose, we require war, we require drama!

The landmarks are not destroyed. They have been neutralized! We have all
been tricked! Without landmarking, you have all become emaciated, your
strength wanned, your powers unused. A force, that I would call "evil"
except everyone would think I was talking about Mhaldor, has neutralized
landmarks in an attempt to conquer us.

You see, without landmarks, we no longer need to fight. There are no
Feeforalls, no battles, no city raids. This is PART OF THEIR PLAN.
Weaken, and then conquer. I have seen the enemy building camps on the
horizon. I hid in the bushes, listening to the warriors speak. And here
is the conversation of 2 spies.

"So I was down at NoT the other day. There were like 4 guys just
standing there, doing nothing. They weren't even scared. They felt,
secure. I got to talking to one, he didn't even know what "venomlocking"
meant!"

The other guy replied "Oh, I know. There was this guy that started
humping everyone in the room. So I went to the next room and shot an
arrow at him. I come back in, and he's crying to everyone about how they
didn't have "DK" or something like that, and how he was going to persue
something? I have no idea what the hell he was talking about."

"You mean "pk" and "issue." I still haven't figured out what either word
means, but they say them a lot. The weaker ones more than the strong.
Anyway, no matter. These lambs are ripe for the slaughter. As soon as
the Commander gets here, we can begin purging these lands of these
pathetic creatures. Then we will reactivate the landmarks, and restore
the power of the One."

Uh, yeah I know. I'm aware of the plan. I don't know why you always
repeat the plan to me when we're standing around talking. This is like
the 10th time this weak you've reminded me about what we're here to do.
Why do you do that anyway huh?

SHUT UP! You're not the boss of me!

"Fine fine .. whatever. I'll catch you later. You gonna go spy around
Delos later?

"Naw, I was gonna check out Cyrene. I heard they have some bells or
something that you can ring. They freak out when people ring them
though. It's a lot of fun.

Ok, later.

Later.

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It's the honest truth, this is what I heard. Bring back the spirit of
warfare and combat. Slay your fellow man to sharpen your own sword! Hear
me now, we are on the verge of defeat! I implore you all to petition to
restore the landmarks!

- RT

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posting.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 378 AF.