Let me channel my inner-Vigile, here, for a moment...

"I only lose when the odds are stacked against me. Why would I try when
I know that I will fail? I steal for the Lord. I am righteous, please
acknowledge me."

Stealing for the Lord is a lot like screwing for virginity, so just
stop... you're embarassing yourself.

-=Profit Bayt al-Azhan=-

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 375 AF.