Sapience, BEHOLD!

The unveiling of the 'Monk' skills known only as Sentura, Plaido, and
Pseudo-Telepathy!

-= However, before taking part in the hilarity that will surely ensure,
you should take a look over this 'disclaimer' of sorts.=-

--DISCLAIMER--
The comments, suggestions, ideas, and opinions mentioned are not
endorsed or condoned by myself, Marcalo, and are merely being quoted for
the sake of entertainment and comedy. Any other usage of these
'ramblings' as suggested by the speaker are of his or her own accord and
are therefor to not be reflecting upon my, Marcalo, own intentions in
usage which remove any sort of 'blame' to be placed upon myself in the
case that you, the viewer, misconceive my intentions and act based upon
those misconceptions. You may now proceeds to snicker, giggle, laugh
aloud, and wet yourself with laughter. I hope this has been *very*
informative.

The Art of Sentura!
The Wedding Girl: Throw flowers at your enemy with lusty need! This will
both distract them and mesmerize them so you can make a quick call for
Deliverance on CT.

Body-Flop: Amaze your opponent with your unpredictable and unorthodox
maneuvers and crash your body into the floor at a truly stunning speed!
(Caution, this may cause bleeding, but we promise that your enemy will
(bleep) his pants laughing and you won't die.)

Kitty Stance: This is a highly defensive stance much like the Cat stance
of Tekura. You will kick and scratch upon being attacked like only a
surprised choir-girl can, hopefully scaring your enemy into a panic or
frenzy.

Teddy Stance: Since Sentaari are generally out of shape and fat, then
this is their most powerful stance. Like a typical Sentaari, you will
sit there and look cute, praying that your future murderer will take
pity on you... today.

Open-Palm Slap: Insulting your opponent like the fairy you are, you will
take on a decisively feminine posture and slap your opponent in the
face. Please be cautious, though, as your opponent may not take kindly
to this and beat you unto oblivion.

The Feign-Step-Run-Kick: Knowing you are probably about to die, you will
feign a highly-skilled Tekura maneuver, followed by a quick forward step
and dash into a full sprint. Please be cautious, Sentaari are known to
panic and accidently run into the nearest brick wall therefore causing a
quick and painless death. (Better than the alternative, I guess).

The Highly-Developed THUPER Punch: Being a skilled practitioner of
Sentura, you are able to ball up a fist and possibly connect with one of
your enemy's various limbs! However, a common side effect of this very
potent punch is that your hand may crackle and break, causing
excruciating pain and often urinal leakage from crying.

Arthe Kick: This is THE most developed Sentura kick. IF and when your
opponent bends over laughing at your pitiful attempt to defend yourself
you will quickly run behind him and punt him in the rear, possibly
causing him to fall forward and break this neck. It's a good move...
sadly it's never been pulled off on anyone but the pracitioner's own
novices.

Really-Really Hand Block: Pretty self explanatory. You will wave your
hands around really fast succesfully making a complete (bleep) of
yourself, giving you two distinct advantages: (1)Your oponent will be,
once again, too busy defecating himself laughing at you to fight back,
(2)And you may even get lucky and block a skilled attack!

The Power of Plaido!

Potty Thtopper: This amazing skill will raise your Intelligence by one
point, at last giving you the ability to refrain from having those
all-too-popular 'accidents' Sentaari have under pressure.

FlowerHeal: Through the power of the flower, may you heal yourself of
the stupidity affliction. Use this skill often, though it won't do you
much good.

Flower Bane: Should you gather enough flower power, you will have the
ability to turn yourself into a big pot of beautiful daisies. This can
be used on opponenets as well, though we have realised that they may get
mad and beat us up later.

Feeble Daisy: Being the flower fairy that you are, you have harnessed
the powers of the flower to gain this awesome power. Use it wisely, as
upon using it shall immediately make the whole world turn into a
beautiful world where we all love each other and worship the POWER OF
THE FLOWER! Sadly... we can't seem to actually master this skill, but
being Sentaari we're going to claim its 'bugged.'

Deliverance of the Purty: Yes, behold the awesome might of the Great
Purty! This awesome ability will turn you into a cute little fairy
called "Purty" and give you the chance to seduce your attacker into
partaking into the awesome love that is us Sentaari! Please use caution,
this great power has been known to spread certain diseases of 'unseen
regions.'

Psycho-Semantics of Pseudo-Telepathy!

Flower Batter: Yes, that is correct! This is SORT of like the 'Batter'
skill a -real- Monk would use. Harnessing the powers of your caring,
loving heart you are able to boggle an opponent's mind with the
beautiful sceneries you hold so dear. If only we could have scenery like
that in our garden!

Body Scythe: In an attempt to learn how real monks sever the spirits of
animals and people, we have discovered that by stripping down naked and
doing jumping jacks while screaming "Oh baby!" over and over again will
put our opponents into a blind panic causing them to run away. We've
also discovered that our female members doing this for some reason leads
to pretty little babies, so we -highly- recommend they learn this.

Thuper Clamp: Just like it sounds. Being wise in your judgement, this
ability gives you the ability to clamp your hand tightly around the
lower mid-region of your opponent causing excruciating pain and
hallucinations in your unlucky victim. Caution: Abuse of this skill may
get you beat up by a real monk.

Tubsy Strip: This skill empowers you with the ability to strip down in
under 10 seconds, briefly baffling your opponent while you make a run
for it. Good luck, young son!

----------The End, Yet Maybe More to Come----------

As a re-statement, please read the above Disclaimer. If the intracasies
of it are not understood, you are more-than-welcome to MSG Marcalo and
be enlightened as to its meaning.

For those of you who -do- understand the 'Disclaimer' and wish to know
the name of the vile, vile, vile man who so eagerly put together this
list of 'Skills': Please feel free to speak to myself, Marcalo, and I'll
gladly sell you the man's name at a reasonable price. Knowledge is
priceless, after all.


Quoted by Shikan Marcalo De'Unnero, the Great
(Unless otherwise noted)

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Sarapin, in the year 374 AF.