The Seven Truths of Yodeling

1)What is called Yodeling is simply the drive to be heard. Be it
by the creatures of the wild, the snows on the hills, fellow
mortals, or merely yourself.

2)Volume- By learning to yodel at high volume, your skills are
spread further, allowing more to appreciate the fine art
and learn its intricacies.

3)Ignorance must be eliminated. Seek out all corners of
the land, letting all experience the wonders of Yodeling.

4)The enemies of Yodeling are those who have no ears,
always eat hawthorn, or run at the first deep breath.
Sometimes they carry rotten fruit too, so beware.

5)The body may be made stronger through increased
practice, the use of fitness, and studying
the fine art of Yodeling at high altitudes.

6)The mind may be made stronger through repeated practice,
especially in front of crowds. Learn to shrug off critics
and skeptics, they will come around soon enough.

7)Yodeling will make your spirit very happy. While it does
not always have this effect on others around you, see 6
for instructions.


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Mayan, in the year 372 AF.