Greetings M'Lady,

It seems You take offense where none is given. I approached You
respectfully and as a mortal should approach one of Your stature. But
You reacted with 'mortal reaction'. Thus I will 'react' in kind. Hey...
this will be fun right? You 'pat' my back and I'll 'pat' yours. So watch
me.. pat away.. yes yes. Seems Lord Thoth and Lord Sartan's little
'oops' wasn't enough of an example of just how -far- I will go. So.. let
Us have a little fun.

Your truly,
The Don

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Valnuary, in the year 372 AF.