To be clear, even though the warrior's thoughts are occasionally funny,
they are not meant as satire. I do enjoy feedback, however such feedback
should be respectful.
Now, with no further ado, on to the Warrrior's Thought of the Day!


Once a mighty warrior entered a local tavern, having just come back from
a strenuous campaign of war. Wanting to unwind, he found himself quickly
inebriated on ale. Barely able to stand, he offended a beermaid.

"You sir are drunk!" the woman exclaimed.

"That may be twoo madam." The warrior fired back. "But you are ugly, and
I'll be sober in the morning."

Moral: Wit is not unbecomming of a warrior. If the battle is no longer
on the field, demonstrate your ability to adapt to the situation.

- RT

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Glacian, in the year 370 AF.