Ok now i was told to post this nonsense song because my good friends
liked it so much. I can noly hope you do too. A perfect song to cheer up
those that need it.

If I had a sandwich. I'd make another sandwich 'cause then I'd have two.
And if somehow my sandwich was eaten by my friend, I'd smack him in the
face with a shoe.

As I said not much and probably not news worthy, but I will add
something to make it news worthy.

On my entering the runewardens I met two very special people, Neith
Lionblaze and Tokeni (I always forget her last name). These two have
helped me to no end and have been companions as no others can be. Neith
is the kindest person I know and also the wisest. I recommend any
novitiate that needs help to ask him. He has a vast amount of knowledge
and I know he will use it accordingly. Now tokeni may not be the wisest
but she is by far the kindest and most loveable person I know. She has
my trust entirely. Now if you question why I wrote this I'd say that I
want everyone to know that these two are without extraordary people and
deserve respect to no ends at what they have been and done for me. If
any family of these two read this I want you to know that You are lucky
to have them as family members and they will bring honour to you I'm
sure of it.
Thankyou for reading this.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Phaestian, in the year 370 AF.