I don't see why you are all so concerned with these schools for training
the opposite gender to stop being cooler than you, as you should all be
awaiting the opening of the School of being Tiax's slave. You will all,
of course, be my unquestioning slave, once my plans to conquer the world
are completed and thus will have no need to serve one another, as I will
be your only master.

The basic curriculum of the School for Future Slaves of Tiax would be
(if I cared enough to make one) as follows:
1) Doing stuff Tiax says.
2) Not doing stuff other people say.

As you can see, we have a lot of work ahead of us, as I see very little
of people doing stuff I say going on, and quite a bit of people doing
stuff other people say. This situation needs to be turned around at
least 150 degrees, preferably 180.

So while you all are busy coping with your physical shortcomings in the
male department by keeping your women in the kitchen or dealing with
your complex female insecurities by trying to assert yourself over your
men, keep in mind that in the end you'll all be bowing before the same
glorious throne, and wearing the same mandatory peon uniforms
(consisting of a chicken suit and little moose antlers).

If any would like to donate to the School for Future Slaves of Tiax,
I'll be happy to take your money and make vague promises about what I'll
use it for.

On an unrelated note, I'd like to suggest that the credit market be
changed from prices in first born children.

Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Valnuary, in the year 370 AF.