Ladies, aren't we all tired of men begging and panting at our heels like
dogs?
Don't we come to a point in our life when it stops being cute to he
surrounded by large puppies, but rather, annoying?
I have great news for all of you.

As of right now I am hosting Narxa's puppy training service, for all you
men who love to bark your macho aloud and roll around in your ego, we'll
teach you just how to put those aside and live more subserviently and
equally to your woman counterparts.

"I frankly am glad Narxa's in charge of this new service, I know no one
better to train our lost puppies who call themselves men."
-Anonymous

We offer services in potty mouth training, ego flattening, and self
esteem deflating. We'll have you on your knees for us in no time.
Girls, got a man you want to request? We have no problems taking them
against their will, they won't remember anyway by the time we're done.

So think about it, decide whether it's more worth it for you to sustain
your mountain sized ego, or serve the women's population of Sapience,
like you were born to do.

-Narxa Sparrow

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Valnuary, in the year 370 AF.