Well this is inspiring. No one has bid. Maybe you didn't notice. Maybe
you don't care. But, to give the benifit of the doubt, I will be holding
this auction open for three months. Yes...three months. Hopefully that
gives people adequate time to respond. If not, all you single people are
missing out on some wicked awesome dates! (Yes, I just said wicked
awesome. There is just no other cooler way to say it.) So take your
time. Message me.

Lai

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 368 AF.