Are you tired of dying and no one noticing?

Have you ever felt like no one cares?

Well, I'm happy to tell you, that someone does.

Greetings Sapiance! We of the Jackass Emergency Team (JET) would like to
let you all know that you no longer have to die alone! Our quick team of
Deathsight experts will be working day and night to make your death a
more pleasant experiance. We are fully staffed and growing by minute.
Please read CLANHELP DONT-DIE for more information!

And remember:

Don't go dying on us now! We're dead lazy!




Penned by my hand on the 24th of Lupar, in the year 367 AF.