Ladies..Lad..err...Warmongers,

All this bickering, I've yet to see any real action from either of you
that would sum up to warlike actions. Sartan as usual your bark is
proving to be much larger than your bite and the bite of your servants
is about as deadly as a toothless snake.

Aegis, I believe all that time spent chasing ghosts has made you soft of
maybe its just the domesticated married life you lead now. There was
once a time if a mortal even looked at you wrong, let alone spied on
you, you would have killed them first and made threats later.

If the mortals are enjoying this little lovers spat as much as I am,
then I can say in faith that the comedy it is causing is legendary. My
warriors are growing bored waiting on both of you to decide what you are
going to do just so they could take pleasure in this war that is
seemingly not going to happen.

Maybe I should offer to help Shallam, which might get some action going
in this mockery of a war.

The Eternal Warrior

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Miraman, in the year 367 AF.