Achaean News
Oakstonestone
Written by: Harbinger of Cookies, Tiax Drac'kal, Endearing Idiot
Date: Sunday, June 20th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
Due to the horribly painful end met by Oceanstone, I am hereby forming
Oakstonestone, dedicated to the protection of the members of Oakstone.
The following laws have been set forth by the Ruling Council of
Oakstonestone
1) You shall not pk the members of Oakstone down below their allowed
minimums, without enough Oakstone members about to explain how important
it is that everyone adhere to a rigid and profitable set of rules, they
will be unable to repopulate themselves. Any who are found to pk
Oakstone beyond thier minimum of 5 members per forest will be
Oakstone-enemied (meaning that if they come to close to a member of
Oakstone, a magic an inexplicable power will kill them instantly). They
will also be fined 500,000 gold, so that I can fix my horribly broken
body...I mean fix the Oakstoners...I mean members of Oakstone.
2) You shall not Explode a room of Oakstoners, any found Exploding
Oakstoners will be fined 100,000 gold per Oakstoner exploded as well as
Oakstone enemied for a period of 5 years. Unless we don't like their
look, in which case it will be 10 years.
3) You shall not bring harm to Oakstoners in any way, unless it is for
the profit of members of Oakstonestone. Any bring harm to the 'stoners
(in case you all weren't catching the name the other times around) will
be fined 250,000 gold or any other amount that we decide we want this
month. Offenders will also be Oakstone enemied forever, unless they do
our bidding until we are done using them.
Protector of the Oakstoners, Tiax
I apologize for this post being distinctly less funny than my previous
one, but I have suffered numerous head wounds recently, as you may have
noticed and am not feeling quite right. So give me a break.
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 366 AF.
Oakstonestone
Written by: Harbinger of Cookies, Tiax Drac'kal, Endearing Idiot
Date: Sunday, June 20th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
Due to the horribly painful end met by Oceanstone, I am hereby forming
Oakstonestone, dedicated to the protection of the members of Oakstone.
The following laws have been set forth by the Ruling Council of
Oakstonestone
1) You shall not pk the members of Oakstone down below their allowed
minimums, without enough Oakstone members about to explain how important
it is that everyone adhere to a rigid and profitable set of rules, they
will be unable to repopulate themselves. Any who are found to pk
Oakstone beyond thier minimum of 5 members per forest will be
Oakstone-enemied (meaning that if they come to close to a member of
Oakstone, a magic an inexplicable power will kill them instantly). They
will also be fined 500,000 gold, so that I can fix my horribly broken
body...I mean fix the Oakstoners...I mean members of Oakstone.
2) You shall not Explode a room of Oakstoners, any found Exploding
Oakstoners will be fined 100,000 gold per Oakstoner exploded as well as
Oakstone enemied for a period of 5 years. Unless we don't like their
look, in which case it will be 10 years.
3) You shall not bring harm to Oakstoners in any way, unless it is for
the profit of members of Oakstonestone. Any bring harm to the 'stoners
(in case you all weren't catching the name the other times around) will
be fined 250,000 gold or any other amount that we decide we want this
month. Offenders will also be Oakstone enemied forever, unless they do
our bidding until we are done using them.
Protector of the Oakstoners, Tiax
I apologize for this post being distinctly less funny than my previous
one, but I have suffered numerous head wounds recently, as you may have
noticed and am not feeling quite right. So give me a break.
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 366 AF.