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A joke in honor of fishing
Written by: Harbinger of Cookies, Tiax Drac'kal, Endearing Idiot
Date: Friday, June 18th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
A troll was out fishing in the tundra one day. As he was sitting there,
another troll came and sat down next to him, and cast his line into the
water. Over the course of an hour, the first troll pulled in fish after
fish after fish, while the second troll didn't get a single bite. The
second troll turned to the first and said "I don't get it, how are you
pulling in so many fish? What's your secret?" The first troll replied,
"Mmmmph Mmmmphmmph Mmmph." The second troll blinked at the first, "What
did you say? I couldn't understand you." "Mmmph Mmmmphmmmph MMMMPH" "I'm
sorry, I'm just not getting it." At this, the first troll turned away
and went "PTOOOOIE," emptying the contents of his mouth beside him. "You
gotta keep the bait warm."
Have fun fishing!
Tiax
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Miraman, in the year 366 AF.
A joke in honor of fishing
Written by: Harbinger of Cookies, Tiax Drac'kal, Endearing Idiot
Date: Friday, June 18th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone
A troll was out fishing in the tundra one day. As he was sitting there,
another troll came and sat down next to him, and cast his line into the
water. Over the course of an hour, the first troll pulled in fish after
fish after fish, while the second troll didn't get a single bite. The
second troll turned to the first and said "I don't get it, how are you
pulling in so many fish? What's your secret?" The first troll replied,
"Mmmmph Mmmmphmmph Mmmph." The second troll blinked at the first, "What
did you say? I couldn't understand you." "Mmmph Mmmmphmmmph MMMMPH" "I'm
sorry, I'm just not getting it." At this, the first troll turned away
and went "PTOOOOIE," emptying the contents of his mouth beside him. "You
gotta keep the bait warm."
Have fun fishing!
Tiax
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Miraman, in the year 366 AF.