Anu,

Hope you enjoy this one.....

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day ,
he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell
over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his
job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at
the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said,
"I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today
when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face
with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did
he suffer?" "I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three
times to go to the men's room.

Seems the tequila, ale and beer in the bait shops, has inspired me.....

----- Wylie -----


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Sarapin, in the year 366 AF.