(**NEWSFLASH** Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the
tunnel has been shut off.)

Greetings Sapience,

I want to make it known that yes, indeed the rumors are true. The
Jesters have welcomed Proficy and Bood to our exclusive chaotic club. I
want to make it clear that their personal lives should NOT be viewed as
necessarily condoned by the Jesters guild. As a neutral guild, we
believe STRONGLY in personal freedoms and do not involve ourselves with
our members' outside lives. We are mischievous deceivers, playful
pranksters, lovers of laughter, mad bombers, well-read fools, and
children of Chaos; we emcompass that which emcompasses us.

Secondly, as a Guildmistress, I want to express that not ALL of us show
the kind of arrogant idiocy that has been spouted on public boards as of
late. I feel that it is my job to SERVE the members of my guild, not to
'RULE' them. Perhaps I am alone in this? I am constantly striving for
what I think is best for my guild and (constantly) seek the advice and
ideas of not only my secretaries and aides but of my guild as a whole.
Guild secrecy may be maintained, but then again I have nothing to hide.
The Jesters might not be the most complex guild in Sapience, but I take
EVERY member of my guild into account and do my best to provide what I
can. Tyranny will only last so long, revolt is inevitable.

Thirdly, that of the P-A-N-C-A-K-E that does not exist. Conspiracy
theories, Ramblings of Madmen, Revolt of Normalcy...will always annoy
Someone. Is not FAITH the belief of the unseen or unknown?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Still Missing Her Marbles, Nawti Mendacis, Ringleader of Circus Midgets
aka the Jesters

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Sarapin, in the year 366 AF.