One day a Mhun, a Horkval, and an Dwarf walked into a pub together. They
each bought a pint of beer. Just as they were about to enjoy their
creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were
stuck in the thick head.

The Mhun pushed his beer away in disgust. The Horkval fished the fly out
of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The
Dwarf, too, picked the fly out of his drink, but then held it out over
the beer and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!"

------- Wylie -------


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Mayan, in the year 365 AF.