Old age should be respected and appreciated. Anyone who lives to the
ripe old age of say, 100, should be showered with gifts, well-wishes and
heaps of monetary congratulations.

And I don't just say that because I'm soon to be 100. Though the afore
mentioned items will be graciously accepted. I say this because old
people need love too.

Love and money.

Chammilla

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Aeguary, in the year 363 AF.