Greetings!

I have recieved amusing information in regards to a surplus of this food
stuff. It is created under duress in every city across the land by the
rat men of each. It is then sold to you consumers at a profit. The rat
men also have other work to do. namely to gather as many rats as they
can and deliver them for processing. What sort of processing you may
ask?

Perhaps the abandoned Ratman practice of extracting mutton from rats has
been taken over and purified, allowing for the creation of more mutton
that everyone seems to enjoy.

I will be coordinating with my own city's Ratman, Hakhim, in order to
possibly refine the process even further, allowing us to feed all the
hungry of the world from many less rats then previously.

Bottom line? Don't believe everything you read.

Quillian

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 362 AF.