I wanted to personally alert you all to a rising star in Achaea, by the
name of Mick. Today, this young dynamo died not once, but twice in
pursuit of his noble goal of defeating the evil Imp Lord. I, for one,
was stunned by his selfless display of heroic behavior at great personal
sacrifice to himself.

So keep an eye out for Mick and be nice to him. He might be your
Overlord someday.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Glacian, in the year 361 AF.