First person to send me a message saying "I wish people wouldn't spam
the public board with posts about free pie!" gets a free pie. That is
the first person, not all the rest of you. The End
-The Inky
Please note that just because I put a truly worthless post on the public
board is not a good reason to kill me and that other Paladins,
Shallamese or Church members are not insane like me, and that the
aforementioned guild members, city members or church members do not have
to give you free pie if you message them.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 361 AF.