Greetings from that of the Jesters guild,

I come before Sapience rather pissed off by the actions of a former
guildmember and his rather pathetic excuses at attempting to 'harm' the
Jesters guild.

Midge: You were outguilded for a damn fine reason (treason, treachry,
conspiracy), and you can claim innocence and ignorance all day long but
at the end of the day you are fooling no one. Let the TRUE Jesters do
what they do best. You were outguilded because you were stupid enough to
get caught by the boasting/bragging nonsense that you chose to do. It
had NOTHING to do with OOC means but a rather handy guild skill. Now you
are Naga, and seem to think that makes you a badass. You are mistaken.
Lightwalls and breaking into our GH are annoyances, many before you have
done them and prolly in the future will do them. It proves nothing
except that you cannot entertain yourself adequately...perhaps it is
because there is no 'special person' in your life? maybe you lack
certain 'things'? I honestly can't say that I know why you like
harassing us. Maybe it is because we have guild PRIDE and LOYALTY? As
often as you come out to play your little would be powertrips, you spend
most of your time in Mhaldor...do you find hiding fun? The point of this
conversation is this, continue to harass us, we WILL harass you. We may
not be the greatest fighters when it comes to combat, nor do we know the
art of war but dying means little when you are fighting for something
you believe in. The heads in Delos may be macabre, but at the same time
all I feel is pride when I see them. So by all means bring it, that is,
what little you manage to bring to your rather sad existence.

The Jesters may be the laughingstock of Sapience, but do not think us
ignorant. Words, gestures, and fun are our trade...but do not believe
that we will be suppressed by anyone. Laughter after all is the best
medicine, no? When you can't fight 'em, embarass 'em.

Jester Guildmistress and Carnivalis Conspiracist,
Nawtika Mendacis, Pandora's Problem Panda

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Miraman, in the year 361 AF.