Jez, a black rat says to you, "Like marryin' a rat?!!!"

Jez, a black rat says to you, "Wot's wrong wiv that?"

Jez, a black rat says to you, "Go post an' put 'er right."

Jez, a black rat gives some gold sovereigns to you.

Jez, a black rat says to you, "An' while yer at it, tell all the ladees
I'm available."

Jez, a black rat slicks back his fur with one paw.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Glacian, in the year 359 AF.