I think I speak for all the younger generations of Sapience, who don't
know about your _previous_ exploits as a stupid ass, when I say... "Your
a stupid ass".

I feel there are several points you mentioned in your post that need
addressing, further to those already answer by the Lord of Darkness.

~My lord, hear me out. We need you more than ever. I know that your are
still out there somewhere.~ Leave the poor God alone. He may be out
there, somewhere, indeed. My guess is though, He is somewhere hiding
from the likes of You, wanting to drain Him of all that makes Him
powerful.

~Grant me the power I am due and make me immortal, even for just one
day, so that I can smite our enemies.~ Yes, you need Him to come along,
give you power, so you can go on a tyrannical rampage, fluttering you
magical pixie dust at your enemies. I can not see how you are "due"
anything. Seems to me, you sit around for a decade, make a stupid post,
then sit around a bit more. The above statement of yours can be
responded to in one emote: *Pff*

~Let your divine essence flow through me. Lets make the world tremble
from your wrath one last time.~ Firstly, the Dream ended a few months
ago... wake up, smell the humgii turds. Secondly, if you EVER have ANY
divine essence flowing through you, it will be because you are a
smoldering pile of ash from a divine zappage.

~Your most decorated General~ I walked past you the other day.
Decorated? My dear, you style in clothing is disturbing and a bore. Me,
I am decorated. I have got sparkley things and bells. I am hella
decorated. Oh, you meant as in popular/ well known/ honourable, etc?
*Checks HELP NOTABLES, Checks with her guild* Umm...? Oh, there you are!
HELP NOTABLES, Xandu: "Old guy, stupid ass, really shouldn't be
mentioned here." Again, may I respond with an emote: *PLAUGH*

There truly is nothing more satisfying than responding to an idiots
post, with childish responses. Please leave the Divinities alone, do not
beg for powers that you do not deserve... that Dream is over.

In jesterly love,
Lady Tala Mendacis
Ps... Don't mix cactus weed and mint tea. It has a paranoia inducing
effect. JUST SAY NO MAN!

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 358 AF.