Greetings Mortals of Achaea

Just in - It seems that a few people have been walking around the
Northern Ithmia and spotted unusual looking dogs. They say the dogs are
around 11 feet tall, coloured orange with pink pokadots....(I think
these were those people who smoked too much weed)....The dogs are very
friendly but scary.

And on another notes - People have been travelling around Delos and have
also spotted these 11 foot orange dogs with pink poka-dot-s.....What is
wrong with these people, have you all been smoking that weed?!?! Jeeez

Next news report - The 11 feet orange dogs with pink pokadots have been
seen wearing green tuxedos with purple stripes, standing on two legs,
beside them, the mimes of Achaea have their arms draped over the dogs
arms in a marriage lock, wearing wedding blue weddings dresses holding
pink umbrella's.
Ok, opinion from news reporter...perhaps you all should stop smoking the
weed, clearly you are all high and really need lives

What the?!?!?!?!
NEWS FLASH! URGENT MESSAGE!!!
News reporter, seen it all...11 feet orange dogs with pink pokadots
wearing green tuxedos with purple stripes outside fish street drinking
tequila.
-NEWS PAPER HEADLINES-
News reporter was captured.
This morning the News reporter was captured by big macho men in white
jackets, the reporter was seen to be wearing a white straight jackets
and heaved over one of the mens shoulders like a sac of potatoes.
That is all

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Glacian, in the year 357 AF.