Come brothers and sisters! The time to strike at the enemy of pie is
now! Cake shall be utterly destroyed!

For those of you confused, I am endeavoring to make a pie clan. But hey,
its hard raising a lot of money. I'm halfway to my goal. So if you have
a used clan you'd be willing to barter for, or have money to dedicate to
the cause, please, I need your help. Cake must not win! Back to the
religious speech.

Do not be swayed by the alluring frosting of the cake brothers and
sisters! It is only trying to lure you in to its evil plot: the
destruction of cheese! We can not allow cheese to be destroyed, as we
all know cheese can be easily linked to pie and liquor. You can not have
one without the others, they are too deeply interwoven. You must repent
from your evil cake ways, or else you may very well fall to its evil!
For this, you may suffer the ultimate consequences...ginourmous thighs!
And 1,000 whacks with a wet noodle! For the sake of all that is good and
tasty! Resist the cake! Remember the pie! Fight for it! Donate your
money to the cause of pie, do not allow the cake to win! Donate your
money to the cause, and hope for the cure of all those swayed to cake's
evil!


In eternal service to the yummy,
Kuntar

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Valnuary, in the year 357 AF.