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Brought to you in part by: The Organization for Public Idiocy..."If
ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" and by: Mischievous
Pranksters Anonymous "You can't prove we did it!"

THE ELEVEN JESTER TRUTHS

1) What is called Jestering is simply the drive for entertaining, for
fun. We seek, through mirth and mischief, to spur the entertainment of
nothing less than semi-sentient life.

2) Laughter - the indication of amusement - is the method by which one
weeds out the dull and boring from the population.

3) Melancholy must be eliminated in all its forms: Physical, Mental and
Spiritual.

4) The enemies of Mischief are those who trumpet the virile values of
order, vindication, and domination

5) The body may be made stronger through bopping.

6) The mind may be made stronger through the elimination of boredom. One
does this by randomly pranking others.

7) The spirit may be made stronger by enduring guild spam, both
self-imposed and externally-imposed.

8) Miming leads to frustration, and ultimately violence.

9) Jestercest - the coupling of two Jesters - can produce disturbing
spawn.

10) RAMMA LAMMA DING DONG is not only a phrase, but a religious cult.

11) Insanity is obligatory.

Greatness is the pursuit of laughter.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Scarlatan, in the year 357 AF.