OK, i have pondered this question for many years, centuries even and i
have finally found the answer. Snuggle up tight to your loved one now, i
don't want this answer to blow you out of your chairs, ok?, You're
holding on right? Look, hold on tight, i can see you're not listening to
me, hold on damnit!

-cough- anyway as i was saying -Points to YOU- HOLD!
Very good, now

The question i have been pondering is that of "To be or not to be" and
guess what?!?! i haven't found an answer to that question but i do have
the answer to A QUESTION, i'm not sure exactly what question that maybe
but i still have an answer

If the cake was really short and it had no strawberries on top, then it
wasn't really a strawberry shortcake!. Ok? I'm glad that i have finally
come up with this answer. I know how you've all pondered the question
long enough and now you can all put your minds at rest

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Mayan, in the year 356 AF.